Being so horny you can feel your heartbeat in your genitals.

thepoeticrebel:

Mannnnnn


dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.


fallingloki:

listen i don’t give a fuck if we’re friends, if we’re playing videogames i will show you no mercy. fuck you. be strong.


Water. Earth. Fire. Air. 


I haven’t seen my sister in 4 days and we live together.



I’m in!


Rum slushes anyone?


watchwithkristin:

Major Changes Ahead for Parks & Rec

Everything changes, that’s a fact Parks and Recreation has expertly embraced. The fan-favorite NBC comedy is wrapping up a season of surprises on Thursday, April 24 and they’ve saved the biggest twist for a “very exciting last moment” in the finale.

"The last minute or so of our season finale…the last moments are really important and big things happen that kind of show you where we’re going and where a lot of the characters are going or shows you where they may go," series star Amy Poehler told reporters. “I would encourage everybody to make sure they watch until the very end… It ends with, I don’t know, a pretty exciting and dare I say in a good way—A very exciting last moment. I’m very excited for people to see it.”

READ MORE HERE.


the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS


lonelyistheonlycompany:

latebloomer-badspeller:

arandomwhitedude:

rurounidrew:

LMAO, the first girls expressions though.

this is hella creepy tho

They would have gotten an elbow to the face.

wth


I don’t buy snacks often because I usually finish them within two days of buying them. It feels like money well spent until I’m all out of snacks


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dissapointed-dad:

Stressful work day. I’m getting a drink.

Let me get that coat, man.


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One of the things I like most about Journey is that you can be playing and anyone can join you as a travel companion.


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I see I see. And the whole weight in pounds thing. Very different

Yall use kilograms right?








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